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Our Menu

FAMILY HOME FOODS


BEEF MOUSSAKA for 2
245 ZAR
Layered potato, brinjal, baby marrow, mince & a silky smooth béchamel. Serve piping hot

VEGETARIAN MOUSSAKA for 2 (PRE-ORDER ONLY)
245 ZAR
Layered potato, brinjal, baby marrow, lentils & a silky smooth béchamel. Serve piping hot

VEGAN MOUSSAKA for 2 (PRE-ORDER ONLY)
245 ZAR
Layered potato, brinjal, baby marrow, lentil & a silky pumpkin béchamel. Serve piping hot

BEEF LASAGNE for 2
195 ZAR
Our unique PortuGreek lasagna with a twist: Halloumi & oregano

HALLOUMI RAVIOLI for 2
165 ZAR
Halloumi & mint ravioli pockets. In a clear broth (NO TOMATO). Choose chicken or vegetable broth. Top with grated halloumi. Add a squeeze of lemon

SPAG BOL for 2
185 ZAR
Made with Joe’s popular and distinctive flavours

CHICKEN CURRY & RICE for 2
170 ZAR

VEGGIE CURRY& RICE for 2 (PRE-ORDER ONLY)
155 ZAR

BEEF CURRY for 2
185 ZAR

LEMON MERINGUE – whole tart
148 ZAR
Whole tart

PASTEIS DE NATA – 6 pack
90 ZAR
Pack of 6

BREAKFAST


THE BREAKFAST ROLL
40 ZAR
Bacon & egg in a Portuguese roll

FRENCHIE - RAISIN FRENCH TOAST
65 ZAR
Served with crispy bacon, grilled banana, peanut sauce and drizzled

HOUSE BREAKFAST
65 ZAR
1 egg; 2 rashers of bacon; grilled tomato, 1 slice toast, butter & jam

PAN BREAKFAST
99 ZAR
4 rashers bacon, 1 sausage, mushrooms, grilled tomato & two eggs done to your choice

BREAKFAST PORTUGUESA
109 ZAR
150g Rump steak, marinated in our piri-piri sauce, Chouriço on a Portuguese r roll and topped with the perfect egg of your choice

O M E L E T T E S
89 ZAR
NICOSIA OMELETTE (4 eggs) - Pork / beef sausage, mushroom, grilled halloumi and potato

S C R A M B L E S
65 ZAR
GREEK STYLE SCRAMBLED EGG (4 eggs) - With onion, tomato and feta

GOURMET SANDWICHES


GARAGE
99 ZAR
Loads of hot pastrami with pickles and piccalilli

BURGERS & PREGOS


JOE BURGER
99 ZAR
150g Home-made beef patty, gherkins, tomato, onion and Joe’s secret sauce

SPICY CHICKEN BURGER
99 ZAR
Grilled chicken breast, all the trimmings and a spicy mayonnaise dressing

BEEF PREGO
109 ZAR
150g Rump basted & grilled to your liking; on our homemade Portuguese roll and topped with Joe’s secret sauce

CHICKEN PREGO
99 ZAR
150g Chicken breast basted & grilled; on our homemade Portuguese roll and topped with Joe’s secret sauce

AWESOME-AWESOME SLIDER
109 ZAR
A TRIO OF MINI BURGERS: Pork with pickled cabbage and pomegranate dressing. Beef with caramelised onion a & feta crumble. Roast spicy chicken with hummus & peppadew

SALADS


CLASSIC GREEK
From59 ZAR

CHICKEN SALAD
99 ZAR
Lettuce, marinated brinjals, tomato, cucumber, sundried tomatoes, slivers of grilled chicken, grilled halloumi with a honey and balsamic dressing

STREET FEASTS


MEZE BOARD
From135 ZAR
Houmous, talatouri, taramas, melintzanosalata, skordalia, grilled halloumi, olives and homemade Pita Bread

PORTUGREEK BOARD For two
259 ZAR
Chicken livers or trinchado, 2x chicken souvlaki, 2x pork souvlaki ,2x Chourico skewers, 2x spanakopita, 2x kotopita, Peixinho da Horta, talatouri, houmous, olives, Prego sauce, 2x pita breads and a Portuguese roll!!! BEST SHARING DISH IN THE COUNTRY. FOR SURE!

SARDINES PORTUGUESA
65 ZAR
With julienned peppers in a Prego sauce. Served with a Portuguese roll

CHICKEN LIVERS PIRI-PIRI
82 ZAR
Meaty… yumminess! In a delicious sauce… served with a Portuguese roll

HALLOUMI SAGANAKI
85 ZAR
Fried halloumi coated with sesame seeds; Peixinho da Horta and rose-pomegranate dip

BEEF TRINCHADO
109 ZAR
150g Rump, cubed and marinated in garlic and red wine, fat chips & a Portuguese roll

M A I N S


HALLOUMI RAVIOLI
95 ZAR
A traditional Halloumi & dried mint in ravioli pockets. Served in a clear broth of (either chicken or vegetable). Add a squeeze of lemon and enjoy!

SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE
95 ZAR
Made with Joe’s distinctive flavours… !

CHICKEN SUPREME
99 ZAR
Moist grilled chicken breast on a bed of ‘real’ creamed spinach. And a choice of steamed veg or peixinho de horta

FISH & CHIPS
128 ZAR
Large hake (grilled / fried). Served with fat chips and onion rings or a side salad

PORK BELLY
165 ZAR
‘To die for’ tender pork with crispy crackling. Served with marinated red cabbage, onion marmalade, fat chips and onion rings

ESPETADA
175 ZAR
- of skewered tender rump or chicken. Served with veggies, fat chips and onion rings

‘REAL CYPRIOT’ SOUVLAKIA
165 ZAR
3 skewers of chicken or pork or (mix 2+1). Served with salad, tsadziki, dill gherkin and onion. Fat chips and onion rings

BEEF LASAGNA
105 ZAR
Our very own PortuGreek lasagne with a twist… Halloumi! & oregano

BEEF MOUSSAKA
125 ZAR
Layered potato, brinjal, baby marrow, mince and a silky smooth béchamel, oven baked to bring out those Mediterranean flavours

HALF PIRI-PIRI CHICKEN
99 ZAR
Half grilled chicken, crispy skinned, served with a small Greek salad, big fat chips and Joe’s famous onion rings

WHOLE PIRI-PIRI CHICKEN
169 ZAR
Whole grilled chicken, crispy skinned, served with a small Greek salad, big fat chips and Joe’s famous onion rings

PORTUGREEK MIXED GRILL
175 ZAR
100g Rump Portuguesa topped with an egg, 1x chicken souvlaki, 1x pork souvlaki. With prego sauce, a talatouri dip a choice of Peixinho da horta or steamed veg.

STEAK PORTUGUESA
185 ZAR
300g Grilled rump steak, topped with a fried egg; a rich red wine & garlic sauce, big fat chips and Joe’s famous onion rings

SUNDAY LUNCH


ENGLISH ROAST BEEF
135 ZAR
With Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, 3 veg and gravy

ROAST PORK
135 ZAR
Served with roast potatoes, vegetables, apple sauce & gravy

ENGLISH ROAST COMBO
159 ZAR
Roast beef & roast pork with all the trimmings for both

GREEK ROAST LAMB
165 ZAR
Slow roasted with rosemary, garlic, lemon; served with beetroot and potato salad, green salad, roast potatoes & talatouri

GREEK ROAST COMBO (with roast pork)
195 ZAR
Roast lamb & roast pork with crackling, mint sauce, apple sauce, roast potatoes, pumpkin, three veg

GREEK ROAST COMBO (with roast beef)
195 ZAR
Roast lamb & roast beef with crackling, mint sauce, horseradish sauce, roast potatoes, pumpkin, three veg

KIDDIES MENU


T O A S T I E S
From55 ZAR
Served on white, brown or wholewheat bread with fries

KIDDIES - SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE
55 ZAR

KIDDIES - FISH GUJONS
55 ZAR
Served with fries

KIDDIES - CHICKEN SOUVLAKI & CHIPS
55 ZAR
One chicken skewer & fries

KIDDIES - TWO SLIDERS & CHIPS
55 ZAR
One chicken, one beef & fries

KIDDIES PIZZA
From55 ZAR

P I Z Z A


HERBED FLATBREAD
65 ZAR
With garlic and herbs

MARGHERITA
90 ZAR
Tomato, mozzarella cheese, oregano, garlic

REGINA
119 ZAR
Ham & mushrooms

TROPICAL
119 ZAR
Pineapple & ham

O’PA
119 ZAR
Spinach, feta, bacon, & avocado

POLLO LOCO
119 ZAR
Spicy chicken, peppadews, & coriander pesto

QUATTRO
119 ZAR
Ham, artichokes, olives, mushrooms

QUATTRO
119 ZAR
Ham, artichokes, olives, mushrooms

PHOTINI (with tomato)
119 ZAR
Spinach, halloumi, mozzarella, feta

PHOTINI (no tomato)
119 ZAR
Spinach, mozzarella, feta, halloumi

KING BASIL
119 ZAR
Roast potato, chicken & basil pesto

VEGGIE
119 ZAR
Brinjal, baby marrows, peppers, mushrooms

MEX
119 ZAR
Mince, chilli peppers, garlic

CALZONE
125 ZAR
Choose your pizza and we’ll wrap it up nice and tight

4x4 ----- (four by four)
125 ZAR
Choose from of any four on the menu. You get a quarter of each (no changes)

DESSERTS


BAKLAVA
18 ZAR
Traditional sweet baklava

CHOCOLATE SALAMI - single portion
45 ZAR
A richly decadent rolled cocoa and biscuit confection served with chocolate sauce

LEMON MERINGUE - single portion
49 ZAR
A large slice of oe's simply luscious showstopper pie!

PASTEIS DE NATAS
18 ZAR
Heavenly traditional Portuguese custard tarts made with love

FOOD TRUCK - STREET FOOD


Beef Prego
60 ZAR
100g tender beef in a roll, with our famous secret sauce

Chicken Prego
55 ZAR
100g tender chicken in a roll, with our famous secret sauce

Greek Chicken Souvlaki
60 ZAR
100g chicken skewer with hummus, tzatziki, salad wrapped in pita

Greek Halloumi Souvlaki
60 ZAR
80g halloumi skewer with hummus, tzatziki, salad wrapped in pita

Greek Rump Souvlaki
70 ZAR
100g rump skewer with hummus, tzatziki, salad wrapped in pita

Beef Shwarma
85 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

Chicken Shwarma
80 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

Lamb Shwarma
95 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

Halloumi Shwarma
75 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

Pork Shwarma
80 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

Brinjal & Sundried Tomato Shwarma
75 ZAR
Served with our Fat Chips and Huge Onion Rings

DRINKS


Soft Drinks 300ml
20 ZAR

Lipton Iced Tea
22 ZAR

Tisers 330ml
25 ZAR

Water 500ml
19 ZAR
Still or Sparkling

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